Imagine if life was a videogame..

Atari Teenage Riot once said "reality is shit". It is true. Life sucks and the you die. Lifes a bitch - it fucks you and leaves you broke. Taxes and death and so on. But what if life was a videogame? Then it would be so much easier.

- You would find money everywhere and get extremly rich by not really doing anything..
- You would never have to go to work..
- You would walk around and talk to everyone you meet and they would give you helpful advices..
- If you made any mistakes, then you just had to start from the last place you saved the game and find out another way to deal with the situation..
- The same if you die, just start over and try again..
- You would never have to care about getting sick, just drink a potion when you start to feel weary, you will find it on the next guy you slay..
- You would meet dragons, dwarves and dark elves, a little bit cooler than your usual neighbours, arent they..
- After a while you would have abilities like trowing fire balls, become invisible or fly..
- You would have the possibilty to warp between different parts of the world..

And best of all..

- You would always end up saving a princess and become the greatest hero ever.