Extra lesson

Okay Children!
Can I have your attention?!
Can I have some silence in the classroom please?
This is the extra lesson for the children with special needs.. so pleeease concetrate..

Todays lesson is about Geography and different countries..
Where is Preben... Where is that little alcoholic rednosed racist bastard?
Ah, there you are Preben ... You are so small its sometimes hard to find you in the big classroom.
Well, back to the subject - Geography...

Today we will talk about Scandinavia.
Sweden is the country up in north exporting cars, Playboy models and Nobel Prizes..
Listen up Ali, don´t bully Isac, be nice to him...
Whitch country on this map is Sweden, Ali? Can you point it out for me?
No, Ali, that little shitty appendix on Germany is Denmark.
Ali, you are hopeless..
It's hard enough that you don't know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden..

Denmark is a small peninsula with a declining population..
In forty to sixty years it is estimated that the population will be gone
It is extra problematic that the danish are such racists.
They don't even want any new citizens from outside their borders
Well, anyway, even the politicians and neewspaper editors are extrem right wing fanatics in this little .. "hole"

Ali, I told you to stop bullying Isac.. let go of him or I give you after school detention!
What, if Kalle is danish? No ... arghh, it's hopeless.. you don't listen to what I say
The swedes are the one with the cars, Playboy models and Nobel Prize
The danish are the fat drunk islamofobes.. Okay?

Where is Preben now? That little redhead...
Ah, there you are Preben.. Sorry!
No Preben, you can't get drunk drinking toilet water..
Now sit down and shut up!

So, class, repeat after me
Sweden and Denmark is not the same country... They are just tied together by a leach called "Öresundsbron"
Good, Günther, you are the only one paying attention
I'll give the rest of you extra homework.

Class dismissed!